yuckyuck092803: At the Beach

yuckyuck092803: At the Beach

Paul A. L. Hall



Um. Looks like there's a red tide out there. And the waves breaking. Uh, must be a lunch break.
There's some sand castles here just waiting for high tide. That's odd. If they wanted to wait, they should've worked in a restaurant.
They say the sand cliffs are unstable. That's bad news for horses and donkeys.
I saw a little ground squirrel running around. Huh, I guess if he was still running, they didn't grind him up well enough.
I saw a seagull land, and he was folding his wings. I thought that was really good. I need to take one of those along with me on my next trip. He can fold my maps for me.
They've got a lot of sea weed out here -- strands of sea weed lying on the beech. Well, you really don't have to say that, because it wouldn't be standing. If it was standing outside of the water, it would be outstanding.
There's a lot of surfers catching waves out here, but one of them, I guess, he doesn't catch anything. He must have had too much vitamin C.
I saw one guy walking down by the sea shore, here, with a cell phone. So, even though he seems to be free, he's just a prisoner with a cell.
Well, people say their whole world is changing around them, that it's quite disorienting, everybody's going digital. What I have to say about it is didgu or don't you? Didgutal or didn'tdgutal?
But, seriously. With progress going as fast as it is, you wonder what happened to Prague.
Well. The, uh, the movement foreword is like the tide, here. It waits for no man. You know. They say he who hesitates is lost, right? Well, tellim' to join the club.
This cave man was out trying to look for a wife to join the club -- his club. He's trying to make a big hit. That's how they got baseball started, you know? It's like they had to have a cave man first, you know? -- Before you could have baseball.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, none of them came first. You know, in those days, everyone was too chicken to lay an egg.
Okay, uh, those waves are breaking on the sand. I don't know why they call them "breaking" because, uh, I don't see any pieces around, but, you know, uh, it makes a beautiful sound. Hear the foam. It sounds like they're telling you that you're wanted on the foam". With their calling card prices it might be "wanted indebted or alive", you know? -- Or both.
But, seriously, it's a beautiful sight out here. In spackled view of the foam as the small waves break on the shoreline and hear the unceasing sound of the waves making their roar. Um, sometimes they break too early and they get an errroar e're they ever break. But those are the breaks. Some wave hello others wave goodbye.
That's where you get the word wave from, you see? Now, the secret is, when you wave, you have to curl your hand, then you don't say hi or lo you're saying jailai.
You know, it's very interesting how waves get curly like that just before they break. They even have a sport on ice called "curling" but it depends on how things slide.
Well, got to go. Too is enough, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wRWRtpHeA

yuckyuck2003-09-17

yuckyuck2003-09-17 - 10:38 a.m. There's a hockey team somewhere called the Bruins, sort of a highbrow word for "Bears", but I think it's really secretly "Goalie Locks and the Three Bruins". That reminds me of the pizza chef working aboard a yacht. His favorite team was the "Patriots", but his occupation turned out to be a pastry yacht. Pisa is a town in Italy known for it's slanty tower. If you take out the "s" and add just another 2 "z"s, a slanty letter, you've got a pizza. That's where they got the term "written in italics". If you go to some hotels there they have slanty towels in the towel racks. Those are the leaning towels of Pisa.

One More Cup of Coffee (Bob Dylan) (Cover by Paul Hall of paulhallart, paulhallartsez & Hi Paulhallart)

After mowing the lawn, a guy had one more cup of coffee and it turned out to be one mower cup of coffee instead ...

A guy learned how to drink 2 CUPS OF COFFEE at the SAME time!  And THAT turned out to be a couple of coffee.

They served coffee in a Think Tank and it turned into a Drink Drank ...

The guy asks for one more cup of coffee for the road in the song, but gets the local double espresso and ends up with one more cuppa FOUR THE ROADS ...

I was drinking a cup of coffee driving past the toll booths on the highway between New Hampshire and Massachusetts and my coffee turned into car-fee ...

It started with ancient history -- musta been that that guy Hannibal was angry at some of the ancient Sicilian mob family called the Alps.  Because he brought in an army of elephants over the mountains and he crossed the alps and that was that.

Now we all know what happened, they got Hannie and sailed over to his homeland and sowed salt in their fields so no crops could ever grow there again.