yuckyuck2003-09-17

yuckyuck2003-09-17 - 10:38 a.m. There's a hockey team somewhere called the Bruins, sort of a highbrow word for "Bears", but I think it's really secretly "Goalie Locks and the Three Bruins". That reminds me of the pizza chef working aboard a yacht. His favorite team was the "Patriots", but his occupation turned out to be a pastry yacht. Pisa is a town in Italy known for it's slanty tower. If you take out the "s" and add just another 2 "z"s, a slanty letter, you've got a pizza. That's where they got the term "written in italics". If you go to some hotels there they have slanty towels in the towel racks. Those are the leaning towels of Pisa.